April 2013
3 posts
December 2012
9 posts
You shouldn’t be friends if it takes effort to be friends. which is probably why i dont have any :)
but-im-a-cat:
when i have kids and they leave out carrots for santa’s reindeer on christmas eve, i’m gonna shit on the lawn and say it was the reindeer on christmas so when they find out santa isn’t real they’ll figure it out was me shitting on the lawn the whole time and it’ll scar them forever i’m gonna be the best dad
November 2012
13 posts
I could’nt kick it with your ass a while ago, and now you wanna hang ‘cause he ‘aint around no more? What the fuck i look like after he fucked you, and he dumped you, now I’m the dude fees run to, when he wants you ima be the one you flee from soon, then i become the one you got your finger up to. It ‘aint my motherfucking life you think i care? ha...
October 2012
10 posts
Have no fear, I’ve always been replaceable.
September 2012
8 posts
Nobody is a real fucking friend.
bottles solve your problems.
August 2012
99 posts
